and here we are at the RED WEDDING! Faaantabulous! Here we can see the nephew of the groom and king in the north Roooobb stark wearing a fa-bu-lous tuxedo by Ralph Lauren and- oh my, is that Lady Stark? Why, that Chanel dress looks amazing on her! And those Jimmy Choo shoes were worth the fight she must have gotten in! And heeeere comes the bride arm in arm with her groom, Edmure Tully, now lord of Riverrun. Hopefully his sigil will be the only thing flopping tonight! Haha! How cute is that, his tie matches her red Armani dress! And, oh, what is that? just kidding everybody’s dead bye
Asoiaf meme : four deaths
- Robb Stark and Catelyn Stark {03-04/04}
“It hurts so much, she thought. Our children, Ned, all our sweet babes. Rickon, Bran, Arya, Sansa, Robb… Robb… please, Ned, please, make it stop, make it stop hurting.” (♔)
“Lord Walder is my father’s bannerman. I have known him since I was a girl. He would never offer me any harm.” Unless he saw some profit in it, she added silently, but some truths did not bear saying, and some lies were necessary.
Robb, get up. Get up and walk out, please, please. Save yourself. If not for me, for Jeyne. “Jeyne?” Robb grabbed the edge of the table and forced himself to stand. “Mother,” he said, “Grey Wind...”
i always get really confused when red wedding graphics get a massive number of notes that clearly exceeds the size of the asoiaf fandom
because you just know there are some show fans there
that have no idea what they are getting themselves into
but reblog the gif because “hey that person looks familiar”
and i just want to tell them to run
in the opposite direction
asoiaf - doodles2 by *spoonybards
“Just walk it off, Robb. Walk it off”
“Mother… I am full of arrows, how am I suppos—”
“JUST GO, ROBB!”
since i’m so numb to the gruesomeness of ASOIAF now i keep forgetting that to normal people it’s actually pretty horrible. like i’ll explain the red wedding to people and be like “… so at his uncle’s wedding they shot everyone full of crossbow bolts, stabbed the sixteen year old king through the heart, and finally cut off his head and sewed his wolf’s head onto his headless corpse, all while thousands of men were burning alive in their tents outside. so all in all it was kind of a rough day” without even blinking and i just get looked at like i have three heads or something
